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Thick Body Wash
$12.95
Oh, you want soap that actually works? Shocking.
Our triple-milled Pine Tree Soap Puck is made with natural oils—because apparently that's revolutionary now—and smells exactly like you've wandered into a forest of pine trees. It's the kind of bar that makes you feel fancy for doing something as mundane as washing your hands. Who knew cleanliness could be this delightfully pretentious?
